Extremely Hilarious Quotes by president Robert Mugabe on relationship !!

(1) some woman legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading. (2) its hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor , either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. (3)if you are ugly, you are ugly stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with x-ray. (4) Dear sisters ,don't be deceived by a man who text you,'' I miss you '' only when its twinning, you are not an umbrella . (5) check your girlfriends body , if she has more tattoos or piercings you can cheat on her . , she's already used to pain. (6) dating a slim or slender guy is cool ,the problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas line on your face. (7) its better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill herself. (8) some of you girls can't even jog for 5minuts but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours ?? Your level of selfishness demand a one week crusade. (9) if your girlfriend or boy friend has not take a picture with you before, just make a request and stop forcing photo Grid to bring you together. (10) God is the best inventor ever, He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker. (11) if woman think having their period ( menstruation ) is a difficult task , they should ask the man how difficult is it to control an erected penis in a public. (12) some girl don't attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another. (13) when you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country

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